“I daresay good, sir. I’m simply here to inform you that you’ve exceeded your lifetime allotment of radness. For many years now, in fact. No mere human is entitled to decades of danger and white knuckle thrills. No bicycle boy may accomplish the feats of daring duo-wheeled dexterity that you have, Richard. It’s my understanding that the brightest bulbs burn the briefest! Now come along and slip on this tie or there will be trouble, sir! If it’s a tussle you want, I warn you, I’m was a prize-winning multi-claw fighter back at Blgxgorplakt University!”
Poor fella. Even with that big ol’ eye of his, he couldn’t see that he didn’t stand a chance. Not until he was staring up at the righteous spear of the patron saint of radness.
This is an incredible image for any collector or fan of classic BMX. The Dapper Cyclops’ final moments on this mortal plane are so weighty they had to be hand-painted on heavy watercolor paper. With a splash or two of color, this piece screams rad action. You’ll get quite the eyeful with this 9x12” crimped “Certified Rad!” and signed piece.