Here we are, rad fans!
When the Black Friday hordes start elbowing and the Amazon trucks come a-parking, we all know what season it is.
If you’ve been reading along every month, you might recognize a few of these premium goodies…but some will surprise you. We’re pulling the hottest Radical Rick gear on shelves, still available in our online store, or coming out in the near future.
As always, act fast and you’re more likely to snag what you need before it sells out.
Trust us—One Hundred Percent Rad Certified gear has a strange way of doing that…
With that, here’s the official Radical Rick Winter Gift Catalog.
While you browse, keep your eyelids peeled for a PSA from one Mean Inc.
We hear tell they’ve got a few diabolical gift-giving tips of their own.
1. Radical Rick Numberplates
Our pals at Flite BMX.com are hard at work on this Radical Rick numberplate coming out soon.
This rad boy will be the third Radical Rick BMX box collection, complete with the decorated, signed plate, matching pads, buttons, rad certificate and a collector’s coin.
With images, backgrounds, and a sticker collage from the Radical Rick comic strip, there’s no limit to how rad you’ll feel dropping in and roasting berms.
While this one’s not out just yet, you’re just in time to snag Skuzzer Switchblade and MX Mug’s box sets.
Where else will you find an accessory pack this rebellious?
Every numberplate is alien green on black, and touched up with bullet holes, an anti-Rick sign, a squashed mosquito (no real ones were harmed…) and of course Damian’s signature.
Last but not least, MX Mug (available now) comes with all the same fixings:
In the uncensored words of MX Mug: “With this plate and these pads, the babes will come flocking… and Radical Rick will finally eat your dust.”
And before we’re done with this two…
2. Mug and Skuzzer Bobbleheads
Perfect for your desk, shelf, dashboard, Radical Rick shrine—or with a little DIY—your Christmas tree.
Still available from our pals at SupercrossBMX.com
3. Radical Rick ‘26 Bike - Haro Bikes
There’s so many drawings, scribbles, and easter eggs on this bad boy that we’re probably going to do another post in it.
Case in point—if there’s enough space for a Slo Ride bike in size ‘24 or ‘26 or ‘29 underneath your tree, go with one tested and approved by BMX legend Bob Haro.
Radical Rick approves this message.
A Holiday Announcement From Mean Inc.
We interrupt the radness for yet another word from Mean, Inc.
This time, Skuzzer Switchblade’s up…apparently with some thoughts on how to stuff the perfect holiday stocking.
Read on if you dare.
Skuzzer’s Stocking Stuffing Pro Tips
“Every year, we Switchblades fill each other’s stockings with aromatic, evil goodness. To get the most out of thine garment, take it from us porcine. Layer a loved one’s royal stocking with:
-A raw onion in the toe (or a mushy, half-eaten apple if thou art generous)
-Delicious vittels—anchovies, ghost peppers, and a finely aged limburger cheese
-Something practical, like axle grease or tusk polish
-Something that will make the whole family laugh… like a jury summons or an armed hand grenade (for a diabolical good time, hide the pin in another stocking).
-A seasonal token from one of thine enemies… a toe, a pinky-finger, or a classic shrunken head.
-Thumbtacks, nails, and a few nose rings to fill up extra space
-On top? Something sweet and scrumptious… a carton of maggot-tapioca or my own booger-blast ice cream.
For a heart, and flesh-warming spin, soak thine stockings in gasoline…and when it’s time to open them, turn up the fireplace full blast.
And remember, if thou art low on cash, a stocking with dirt, gravel, and a gently used loincloth can still make a memory. ‘Tis the thought that really counts.”
Thank you for the suggestions Skuzzer.
While we’d love to get to Smart Holiday Shoplifting with Butch Cartilage, and Gift-Giving Traditions… that help you control the youth of America with Purin Flashin, I think we’ll get back to the catalogue now.
4. Original Artwork
Now that’s more like it.
This hand-painted, intergalactic feature might not fit in a stocking… but what would look better hung above the living room?
Move over, family portrait.
5. Rad Body Garments
A classic emblem on charcoal gray.
6. Rad Stocking Stuffers
As of this newsletter, all available.
Get that stocking out.
Happy Shopping, Rad fans!
Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, and rad tidings all around.
Until next time.